one thing tt I've noticed (for a very long time) in Singapore. We dress alike ... like ... "OMG nice top!wait... ...i have tt one too.... ...give it back bitch!" The typical singaporean girl loves stuff from MANGO,ESPIRIT,GIORDANO,THE HEEREN... etcetcetc and hipsters ... very in now... Even though you look like you just gave birth to a litter of 6 puppies and ate an entire ton of dog food ... and i dont mean those gourmet brands... i mean man... ...(or woman... or both if you prefer).. where is your individuality?! you can still can good cheap stuff and if you put the right clothes together . I say you can still look mighty fine no im not asking you to go out and get the shirts from the local pasar malams with brands like 'rabbit brand' or 'peony crap'... Look around im sure you can find something diff and unique in itself y get a shirt with just a brand name? i mean man...
sucks man...
and oh yar... the cliques you find in Singapore... there are actual breeds we can find in here ... let me state a few
1)the Nerdilian:(prounounced ner-dee-li-an) also known as brainicus-non-usus. These are never found alone. In packs they travel together emitting strange shrieking-like noises not unlike their Irish cousins...the banshee. Claws are always manicured and often noticable as they flail their paws while they talk. Frutration can be noted by the rolling of eyes and high pitched grunts of ''whatever'' . Habitats include places like plaza singapura MANGO. May look pretty dumb but is good with books.
2)the Beng-kal kat: (pronouced beng-kal-cat) like duh you pussies Also known as the Jayus-chouwuss A strange breed of feline resembling a cross btwn a dog... a rooster and a taiwanese singer. Often with spiky hair and/or a floppy fringe Clothes includes those from samuel & kevin ... nike... and so on. Often with fake bling around neck. Research has found that it it used in courting rituals to attract the Nerdilian. More often seen than heard unlike their female counterparts.
3)the Punkupine: (pronounces punk-que-pine) Also none as spikus-alotus. Is often seen with spikes in hair with a sharp hairdo. (no pine... i mean.. pun... intended) often seen in black with splashes of other colours. But mostly in black. Foreign cousins include good charlotte... blink 182 ...and simple plan.
4)the Emosaurus: (pronounces ee-mo-saw-rus) often seen in black and red colours. Always never heard. These reptilians are hard to spot... Often found alone in dark corners of places with a forlorn look on their face. This is a well known... but mysterious breed. Eating habits not really known... but studies have found out they have a strange fetish for anythin sharp. (e.g razorblades)
watch out for them. you never know when national geographic might come to you looking for odd species. Until next time... keep alert and dont feed the animals.
Peace out...
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