One thing i realised as people we don't really get as much attention as we need do we? I mean... we're so busy... the whole world starts to revolve only round us like ''I'm sorry what were you saying? i was too busy thinking about how great a slave you'd make.'' ... like just a few weeks ago my dad didn't even realise i was n my room. So he spent about 20mins scolding an empty bathroom. And if thats not enough... I spent half an hour trying to explain to my parents what Arnis is... in the end.. ''Sorry what?ok i'll buy you food later.'' ... Why? does the word Arnis sound to you like 'chicken' in parent land? so to solve this problem of many around this world (and to bring world peace to all and patch up the hole in the ozone layer) i came up with some tips to get all the attention you deserve!!!
5 WAYS TO GET THE ATTENTION YOU DESERVE:
1)Wear BRIGHT BRIGHT colours... Colours that'd even make a a parrot look dull. Then strut these new found colours like a peacock. If that still doesn't work... put flashlights in your pockets to hit unwary strangers with while shouting ''YOOOOUU DIN SEEE AAAAAAAAAAANYTHEEENG...."
2)Next time your parents listen to the TV instead of you... Suddenly jump onto the dining table yelling ''BANZAAAIII'' warning: This may also land you up in the psychiatric ward.
3)Run to complete strangers in your school and accidentally bump into them & yell 'BANG!' on impact. Then look at them and say ''hehe i banged yooo"
4)Wear a glow in the dark thong and do a strip dance in a cinema... When the lights are on and when its dark. Unless you have cellulite that'd make an orange jealous.... hair in all the wrong places... and boobs that you can tie in a knot... Please don't.... i mean... Think of the children...
5)If all else fails... Stand in the middle of orchard road and yell into a loud haler... "OMG I DONT EXEEEEEEST!!!!!!!" If this doesnt get you inuf attention i dont know what will.
Peace out... and remember Only you can help captain planet...
