Thou art shalt hear me rant...

Sunday, January 15, 2006

One thing i realised
as people
we don't really get as much attention
as we need do we?
I mean...
we're so busy...
the whole world starts to revolve only round us
like
''I'm sorry what were you saying? i was too busy
thinking about how great a slave you'd make.''
...
like just a few weeks ago my dad didn't even realise
i was n my room.
So he spent about 20mins
scolding an empty bathroom.
And if thats not enough...
I spent half an hour trying to
explain to my parents
what Arnis is...
in the end..
''Sorry what?ok i'll buy you food later.''
...
Why?
does the word Arnis sound to you like 'chicken'
in parent land?
so to solve this problem of many around this world
(and to bring world peace to all and
patch up the hole in the ozone layer)
i came up with some tips
to get all the attention you deserve!!!

5 WAYS TO GET THE ATTENTION YOU DESERVE:

1)Wear BRIGHT BRIGHT colours...
Colours that'd even make a a parrot look dull.
Then strut these new found colours like a peacock.
If that still doesn't work...
put flashlights in your pockets to hit unwary
strangers with while shouting
''YOOOOUU DIN SEEE AAAAAAAAAAANYTHEEENG...."

2)Next time your parents listen to the TV instead of you...
Suddenly jump onto the
dining table yelling ''BANZAAAIII''
warning: This may also land you up in the psychiatric ward.

3)Run to complete strangers in your school
and accidentally bump into them
& yell 'BANG!' on impact.
Then look at them and say ''hehe i banged yooo"

4)Wear a glow in the dark thong and do a strip dance in
a cinema...
When the lights are on and when its dark.
Unless you have cellulite that'd make an orange
jealous....
hair in all the wrong places...
and boobs that you can tie in a knot...
Please don't.... i mean...
Think of the children...

5)If all else fails...
Stand in the middle of orchard road
and yell into a loud haler...
"OMG I DONT EXEEEEEEST!!!!!!!"
If this doesnt get you inuf attention i
dont know what will.

Peace out...
and remember
Only you can help captain planet...

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Walk on the ceiling.

Get your resolution here

The noise in my ears:Black diamond by stratovarius

<crimson-touch Thrust'd a pen in your eye at 3:42 AM

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Saturday, January 14, 2006

you know what?
you don't?
Its ok
neither do I

...

one thing tt I've noticed (for a very long time) in Singapore.
We dress alike ...
like ...
"OMG nice top!wait... ...i have tt one too.... ...give it back bitch!"
The typical singaporean girl
loves stuff from MANGO,ESPIRIT,GIORDANO,THE HEEREN...
etcetcetc
and hipsters ...
very in now...
Even though you look like you just gave birth to a litter
of 6 puppies and ate an entire ton of dog food ...
and i dont mean those gourmet brands...
i mean
man... ...(or woman... or both if you prefer)..
where is your individuality?!
you can still can good cheap stuff and if you put
the right clothes together .
I say you can still look mighty fine
no im not asking you to go out and get the shirts from
the local pasar malams with brands like 'rabbit brand'
or 'peony crap'...
Look around
im sure you can find something diff and unique in itself
y get a shirt with just a brand name?
i mean
man...

sucks man...

and oh yar... the cliques you find in Singapore...
there are actual breeds we can find in here ...
let me state a few

1)the Nerdilian:(prounounced ner-dee-li-an)
also known as brainicus-non-usus.
These are never found alone.
In packs they travel together emitting
strange shrieking-like noises
not unlike their Irish cousins...the banshee.
Claws are always manicured and often noticable
as they flail their paws while they talk.
Frutration can be noted by the rolling of eyes and
high pitched grunts of ''whatever'' .
Habitats include places like plaza singapura
MANGO.
May look pretty dumb but is good with books.

2)the Beng-kal kat: (pronouced beng-kal-cat) like duh you pussies
Also known as the Jayus-chouwuss
A strange breed of feline resembling a cross btwn
a dog... a rooster and a taiwanese singer.
Often with spiky hair and/or a floppy fringe
Clothes includes those from samuel & kevin ...
nike... and so on.
Often with fake bling around neck.
Research has found that it it used in courting rituals
to attract the Nerdilian.
More often seen than heard unlike their female
counterparts.

3)the Punkupine: (pronounces punk-que-pine)
Also none as spikus-alotus.
Is often seen with spikes in hair with a sharp hairdo.
(no pine... i mean.. pun... intended)
often seen in black with splashes of other colours.
But mostly in black.
Foreign cousins include good charlotte...
blink 182 ...and simple plan.

4)the Emosaurus: (pronounces ee-mo-saw-rus)
often seen in black and red colours.
Always never heard.
These reptilians are hard to spot...
Often found alone in dark corners of places
with a forlorn look on their face.
This is a well known...
but mysterious breed.
Eating habits not really known...
but studies have found out they have a strange
fetish for anythin sharp.
(e.g razorblades)

watch out for them.
you never know when national geographic
might come to you
looking for odd species.
Until next time...
keep alert
and dont feed the animals.

Peace out...

HASH(0x8b8c560)

You are the Dragon Queen! Feisty, determined, bold
and ambitious you are indeed a mighty Queen to
behold. You are agressive, courageos, and
loyal. People know that they can put their
trust in you.

What Queen are you? (Beautiful Pics)
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like wow *breathes flames*

the noise in my ears:absolutely nothing... wanna check?

<crimson-touch Thrust'd a pen in your eye at 7:28 AM

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Sunday, January 08, 2006

ok one thing i realised
this world has a whole load of wannabe's
wannabe bengs
wannabe emo's
wannabe satanics
and most of all
the leader of the shitpack
FAGGOTHS
faggoths(meaning): also known as tryus toohardus.
These creatures attract one another and cling to
the real goths/metal heads.
Always posing in threatening poses but looking
insted like too much botox got injected into their
faces and have only 1 expression left.
habitat:
anywhere near a real goth...
like maggots to raw meat.
man then they go like
''HAHA i lurve ur artz... its like so morbid... heehee''
like...
wtf...
i tt art was to be appreciated for imagination...
technique...
idea
blahblahblah
NOT ""HEHEEEE HE"S DEAAAAAAAAD''
meh
and they draw things like
im so sad so i ripped out your heart
so fucking gay man
and whats with the cutting
why dont you just cut your balls for eternal pain and
high pitched pansy voices
read fiko's how to be a metal head?
here's how to be a faggoth

1)wear black... ALWAYS
but with shocking touches of neon here and there
like... neon green and black
its like toxic waste man

2)cling to the real goths with all your life.
like the way whores cling to dicks.
and keep complimenting like
''OMG i luuuurve ur new black skull top...''
''and that blood spattered thong!''

3)act all moody and stuff...
then suddenly act all cute with your faggoth gang
like ''kawaii ne... i think mansn ish sho cuute ne''

4)draw anime.... then splatter it with blood and act all suicidal and stuff

finally...

5)tell the whole world how GOTH you are.
how you listen only to GOTH music like *koffkoff* mychemicalromance
and avril lavigne *koffkoffomgthatsodumbkoffkoff*

anyway
other than tt
everythings cool
i noe you
you noe me
i...
hmmm... yups
tt's all today man
used up all my ranting power
g'day all
peace out

(sudden end)

the noise in my ears: we wil rise by arch enemy

<crimson-touch Thrust'd a pen in your eye at 7:09 AM

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Saturday, December 03, 2005

ok life's been busy
heh
tt's awl i can say
other than a few problems here and there
and everywhere
life's ok
to say the least

working on a new comic
called ''Animal Asylum''

this is the main character: Image hosted by Photobucket.com

more characters to come
its a large and ambitious project
hope i can do it

here's the storyline..have fun reading:
Its many years into the future.. maybe around 3000...
Humanity has finally done itself in
pollution,genetics,science,greed,sin...
humans are extinct..to a certain degree
to survive humans have changed themselves to adapt to the
new harsh environment they now call home
earth is but a wasteland
strange species have emerged from the ruins
the survivors
an unnatural mixtures of human animal genome
of flesh and rust
toxic fumes and breaths of life
5 castes survive.
Mekalurgia (human & machine)
Shafts (toxic and human)
Geneford (virus and human)
Lumalia (anthro)
Fracum(freaks)

together they battle each other while trying to survive
the most outstanding...
Shafts and Lumalia
with Fracum being the lowest of the caste
the only thing left to saving their souls lies in the flesh of
an almost pure blooded mortal
Areane
of Lumalian and human descent...
her DNA is the only hope left

ok basically tt's as far as i got so far...
more to come
i need more time on this one
wish me luck folks!
ciao

feeling:unplugged
noise in my ears: the voices in my head

<crimson-touch Thrust'd a pen in your eye at 2:44 AM

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Saturday, November 26, 2005

CERBERUS

You are a cerberus. A
cerberus is a massive, black, three-headed dog.
In Greek mythology there was a cerberus that
guarded the gates of Hades, near the river
Styx. The cerberus represents all that is dark
and evil. The cerberus stands for death,
darkness, despair, and degradation. The
cerberus is a fearsome creature that is
intimidating and ominous. It is violent and
ill-tempered.

Which mythical creature resides in your soul? (11 Results + Pictures)
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uh...
woof woof woof?
...
bark you

feeling: MEH
the noise in my head:Du Hast by Rammstein

<crimson-touch Thrust'd a pen in your eye at 11:13 PM

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Monday, November 21, 2005

ok havent written for a while
been so damn busy
and tired
and slacky at time
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeup
buuuut... while i was sick...
i managed to do quick drawings
so...
go my gallery check then!
you maggots...
and speaking of grubs...
if i keep putting on weight..
i'll resemble a creature thats a cross between
a grub and some sort of cow
my friends say im imagining things
*pfffffft*
my mirror just cracked this morning
......
oh to be skinny and be able to poke
ppl with my ribs...
....
oh yea...
i found this great site on how to speak french
or rather how to annoy ppl in french
check these phrases out:

1) "You've got a face that would blow off manhole covers"
"T'as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d'egouts!"(ta zoon tait a fair saw - teh leh plahk de - goo)

2)"Are you drunk?"
"Est-ce que vous êtes ivre?"(es - ke voo zet eevr)

3)"As a child, was your cradle rocked too close to the wall?"
"On t'a bercé trop près du mur?"(on ta ber - say troa pray du mer)

4)"Idiot", "Fool", "Cretin", "Imbecile"
"Idiot", "Fou", "Cretin", "Imbecile"(ee - dee - o, foo, cre - tin, Im - be - seel)

I should try them out in french class one day...
just curious to see the reaction on the teacher's face
*smirk*
but he's nice...hehe

anyhoo... ok i've got new website button
feel free to use
and link to my blog or deviantart
ok?
ok

meanwhile... excuse moi while i go drain my leaky nose
....
and watch harry potty
i mean potter...
....

HASH(0x8535cc0)

You are a Rose:

You are creative, sensual, passionate, and bold.
You pour your heart into everything that you
do. Alluring and gifted with strong sex appeal,
you very easily draw people in with your animal
magnetism.

Symbolsim: The rose has always been a flower
heavily loaded with symbolism. In general it
symbolizes desire, passion, beauty, and
enchantment.

Which Flower are You?
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when i read this i laughed and wanted to stuff my shirt with roses
im more like a rose thorn...
geez...
dumb quizzes...

feeling: sick
noise in my ears:filthee by otep

<crimson-touch Thrust'd a pen in your eye at 3:52 AM

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Friday, November 04, 2005

ok been a while since i posted ...
been occupied ...

lots of stuff goin on man
its like trying to write stuff down while you're in a car
on a bumpy road...
you get what i mean
things will get better though
i just need to hang in there and keep goin on ...
i guess that's what im gonna do
dododo...
doodlydiddlydoo...

anyways
my timetable is out
and my CDS subject is french!
yay man im lucky...
its my 2nd choice
the only french thing i know how to say now is
'Le haha'
'Le sigh'
so on and so forth
stuff just sounds more sophistcated with a 'le' in front dont it?
le wowza

well now ....
while i drag through the days
like crocodile dundee wadding through knee high sludge...
accompanied by a gigantic wedgie...
...
at least i have friends to cheer me up
like maryann...rach... etcetc...

she even had a dream about me

am i flattered?
uh...

apparently...
( and so the story begins...fasten ur seatbelts folks)

scene 1:
ann walks up the stairs...
(cue for me to run up to her in a red short skirt)
me:ann! you can see my pink panties!!!!
ann:what you doin' here?
me: oh im gonna be in the same class as you!
ann:...

scene 2:
(ann walks into class)
ann:where's deb?
Den:oh... she went out

scene 3:
(in another classroom)
me: im teaching embroidery..ima gonna teach you how to sew
ann:i tt u were wearing a red skirt?
me:yea now im wearin blue...

--end--
....

now tell me...honestly...
did that make any sense?

yea it did you fuggers
as much as a cow trying to be a helicopter
I dont wear skirts...
and i dont like pink
i prefer black
...
fine i wear black underwear
YOU HAPPY NOW?!
fine im going off now
all red faced with my tail between my legs

my last two words to you all
.
.
.
.
.
damn.... you....

feeling:frustrated
the noise in my ears:evening star by dragonforce

<crimson-touch Thrust'd a pen in your eye at 6:20 AM

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